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Why?
http://www.bumpernuts.com/
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I have seen a couple of trucks around town with those on them. I think they replaced the confederate flag in the back window of their "Pickemup" with the nuts.
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I've never seen one. I saw this blurb in The Week Magazine newsletter:
Bad Week For
Rural humor, after a Maryland legislator proposed a ban on "bumper nuts," outsize plastic testicles that wry pickup-truck owners have taken to affixing to their trailer hitches. "It's a pretty serious problem," said Delegate LeRoy Myers Jr. "You have body parts hanging from the hitches of cars. We've crossed a line."
Had to look it up. |
| Good. I hope all legislatures ban them. What were they thinking? Wait...I doubt if they were... |
| ICK!!! Some pretty disturbed people out there |
Bad taste, crude, but let's not legislate them out.
Any man who has to display such on his truck either lacks on his own trunk or has the mental age of a prepubescent. |
| I don't think we should ban them either. It'll certainly help any single women weed out the whackos! |
How trashy  |
Oscar's Mom wrote:
I don't think we should ban them either. It'll certainly help any single women weed out the whackos! |
Excellent point!
I was just wondering what could be going through a man's head when he chooses to hang those on his truck. . . but I would probably rather not know. |
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"Power Balls" in silver or gold......  |
I can't resist. Here's my suggestion for the legislation:
If you are going to hang Bumper Nuts from your vehicle they need to accurately depict your reality. Prior to displaying your bumper nuts on your car/truck you need to go down to the DMV/MVA to provide public proof that your bumper nut display is not an attempt to compensate for the small nuts you were given at birth.
My thought is that most of these men proudly displaying bumper nuts have incredibly small testicles. The one time we were driving and saw someone with bumper nuts I couldn't help feeling bad for the driver.
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| Funny, I had a blind date once show up in one of those monster truck tire trucks. You had to literally climb a little ladder to get up into the truck. He was much shorter than I was (I'm 5'8") and I wasn't sure if I should bust out laughing or feel sorry for the guy. |
Look, they are a joke. It's meant to be funny. I guess you need a set to understand this. 
Just for the record, I don't have any on my car, my truck or my motorhome... but I could put a couple of stainless steel 40 pounders on that thing. |
Yup, we got 'em, right here in rural upstate NY. A FINE addition to the rednecks veeeeehicle, only in these parts we call 'em "tailgate testicles"
What does it mean????? Maybe that their truck hasn't been neutered |
Fred,CanYouSeeMe? wrote:
I can't resist. Here's my suggestion for the legislation:
If you are going to hang Bumper Nuts from your vehicle they need to accurately depict your reality. Prior to displaying your bumper nuts on your car/truck you need to go down to the DMV/MVA to provide public proof that your bumper nut display is not an attempt to compensate for the small nuts you were given at birth.
My thought is that most of these men proudly displaying bumper nuts have incredibly small testicles. The one time we were driving and saw someone with bumper nuts I couldn't help feeling bad for the driver.
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LMAO... yeah, that's what I would think too. |
Willowsprite wrote:
Fred,CanYouSeeMe? wrote:
I can't resist. Here's my suggestion for the legislation:
If you are going to hang Bumper Nuts from your vehicle they need to accurately depict your reality. Prior to displaying your bumper nuts on your car/truck you need to go down to the DMV/MVA to provide public proof that your bumper nut display is not an attempt to compensate for the small nuts you were given at birth.
My thought is that most of these men proudly displaying bumper nuts have incredibly small testicles. The one time we were driving and saw someone with bumper nuts I couldn't help feeling bad for the driver.
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LMAO... yeah, that's what I would think too. |
Just imagine the verification photo process........................  |
Imagine getting a violation call:
Caller: "Mr. Ron?"
"Yes?"
"We've evaluated your application and your physical, and are calling to inform you that you are in violation of the new bumper nuts requlation."
"No way!"
"Yes sir, afraid so. We will be requiring proof that you've installed a larger set on your bumper within 10 days." |
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| ROFLMAO!! |
LMBO!!!
Ya know....nothing beats seeing the flesh colored ones on a huge pick up for the first time in a Wendy's Drive thru (when I first moved down here)..... had no idea they existed, and I remember crying from laughing so hard.
There are tons of those down here, and yes....I've seen brass ones too.
Is there some sort of compensation going on, or what....??? BIG BIG truck....What does that prove anyways ??? LOL...I mean, really....
Michelina~ |
