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I was walking from the car to the house with Hayley. Billy had spilled some mulch on the sand. Hayley sees it and starts freaking out.
I say, "Don't worry it's just bark." She looks back even more scared and confused. Then I assured her, "It may be bark, but it's doesn't bite?" 
Then I said, OMG I'm turning into Ron!  |
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OMG, we are losing you Elissa.....
Funny though. Did the no bite explanation help Hayley?? |
Yeah, it did help. But I think she was very confused when I called it bark... to her bark is what the dogs do.
When I said it didn't bite she did relax, but did avoid it. |
| That is too funny... |
The indoctrination has begun. There's no turning bark now!!
MUhahahahaha  |
| Yes, I'm afraid it is too late to be saved. |
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| Perhaps there is some sort of exorcism we could perform? |
| groan...give it up E....pretty please...while you are still slightly ahead.... |
| "The lettuce may be ahead, but I'm trying to ketchup," said the tomato. |
Ron wrote:
"The lettuce may be ahead, but I'm trying to ketchup," said the tomato. |
E..you really dont want to take after him, DO YOU?? |
Perhaps you just need sleep.  |
Amanda P wrote:
Perhaps there is some sort of exorcism we could perform? |
liz rodes wrote:
Perhaps you just need sleep. |
Liz, I am always lacking sleep. Good excuse. 
Darcy wrote:
E..you really dont want to take after him, DO YOU?? |
Umm... No, but it has definitely rubbed off on me. |
Elissa,
Turn off the PC and run as fast as you can!!! We all rub off on each other eventually...and who can resist a bad pun? Heck, I love the greeting card line based on them...and the Far Side stuff. You go girl!!!
I have a sick sense of humor...I belong here! |
| A sixth sense of humor? |
| OK. Ugh! |
Ever since I bought Molly a boating flotation vest, all she does is barque...
TAKE THAT, RON |
simm2zoo wrote:
Ever since I bought Molly a boating flotation vest, all she does is barque...
TAKE THAT, RON |
 
I just love the strange yet compelling humor on this board. |
simm2zoo wrote:
Ever since I bought Molly a boating flotation vest, all she does is barque...
TAKE THAT, RON |
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I must be stupid...I am not a boater...but I don't get the pun. Barque???
I know...I asked for it.  |
A barque is a type of sail boat with three or more masts
(think Cutty Sark - the boat, not the whiskey) |
| OK...Isn't that the one that had a fire recently. I think it's moored on the Thames. |
When Big Henry, our 138 pound sheepie, ran into me, he barked my shin. 
ET TU, RON! |
| We could embark upon a new cult here if we are not careful. |
dairymaid wrote:
We could embark upon a new cult here if we are not careful. |
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