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What does it mean when you throw a belated bday party for your son this weekend, and one of the guests (3 yo) is running around the house screaming,
III WANT NOOOOOOOOOK-IIIEEEEEEEE
I........... WANT.................. NOOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Literally in tears because we attempt to put YUKI in the bedroom while the party happens.
Her parents are extremely conservative (morman), so I guess it was hilarious to hear her scream this over and over like she was dying w/o her nookie. 
Maybe we need to speak slowly when telling others our dog's name is YOU-KEY.
Or maybe you had to be there  |
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Too cute...well you know what she meant.   |
| How about the Thanksgiving when a certain little boy asked to help mommy, so she asked him to put the special napkins on the table, and he did. The Kotex. |
Ron wrote:
How about the Thanksgiving when a certain little boy asked to help mommy, so she asked him to put the special napkins on the table, and he did. The Kotex. |
I WOULD DIE!!!! |
How about when the dr is doing a physical on your son and can only find one testicle, then when he asks the child to open his mouth and say "ah" your son looks at you after he does this and says "Mommy, I think I found my other tentacle!" We have been laughing over this since Friday when it happened, especially on Sunday when he announced from the bathtub "Mommy, I found my left tentacle, now we can tell the dr I have two tentacles!" Maybe you had to be there for that one too.....  |
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The nookie/Yuki is great!! I was actually not thinking of the pacifier when nookie was mentioned..
Travis had a bit of a speech issue as a little kid, and dinosaurs were all the rage with small boys. Unfortunately, they came out sounding like Dyna-whores!! |
| That would be funny to anyone, but is especially funny to me because I fostered a dog named Nookie. Calling her was always a adventure. |
| That reminds me, my son had a speech problem, too. Juice came out "douche" and castle, which he LOVED castles, came out a$$hole. I know there were lots of other ones, but those always stood out the most, lol. |
 Thanks for the laughes!! Just a great way to start my day. |
| Dax use to say flushie for slushie.....lizard for desert.... that was fun to fiqure out. |
Joshee is going through a growspurt and insisted on being fed every hour for last 2 days now..........EVERY HOUR at night combined with crying his eyes out until the next feeding. I'm beat, so I agree that this was what I needed to start my day!!
liz, that is funny. What kind of dog is nookie? |
Ron wrote:
How about the Thanksgiving when a certain little boy asked to help mommy, so she asked him to put the special napkins on the table, and he did. The Kotex. |
Oh that reminds me of a story many years ago.
A family friend was putting a pack of sanitary napkins away in the bedroom drawer (in the days before "wings" when you had to wear them attached to a belt) when her 7 year old son came into the room. "What are they for, mam?" he asked. Embarrassed, she told him that they were for headaches and distracted him with something else, thinking he'd forget all about it.
A week later she came into his bedroom to wake him up for school, only to find him wearing one across his head, a loop around each ear.
"What on earth are you doing?" she asked.
"I've got a really bad headache mammy..."
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All these stories were hysterical!!! Makes me miss having little ones in the house!
Marianne |
When we got Maisey, Dude (my hubby) wanted to name her Sprocket. My twin girls who were 2 at the time could not say SP, instead said F.
My dad thought it was funny, but try to explain that one at daycare.
The most embarassing thing that happened to me as a parent (lately) was when I was shopping with my kids at Costco at Christmas, and in the middle of the hustle and bustle one of them look at me and said..."Mom, you have hair on your vagina" ( I could have died)
My Aunt who was shopping with me apparently was the only person in a ten mile radius who did not hear her, and said "what?"
So my daughter repeated it loudly...
The other shoppers were giggling and looking at us at this point...so I did the only thing I could to save face...
I looked at my daughter and said equally as loud...
"that's right baby girl, and so do the rest of all these people"
And proceeded to push my cart away with my nose firmly in the air...
Thank goodness I did not trip... |
