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Pic sent to me from Mr. J who is offshore right now in the gulf of Mexico inspecting some stuff.
I think if they wear that, they've been away from women too long.
edit: was told this guy is over 6'2 and looks a lot like hulk hogan including the blonde long mustache. Maybe I should buy everyone suntan lotion for christmas. |
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it means that they are just as bad as women when no men are around!  |
What are you talking about? When men aren't around, I'm completely covered. Like oversized eskimo attire. 
Another board with oil folks told me that is NOT normal. He must be think he's special. |
| i mean, when no one is home, i wear the most atrocious things, no make up...i dont care what i look like 'cause no one is going to see me! |
No makeup, hair still wet from shower pulled back, grey hair showing thru unwanted part in hair, I'm at church setting up for festival, arranging garlands and newspaper cameraman shows up and starts clicking. "How much do I have to pay for you not to print that?" I asked. He laughed and said, "You are fine." Baloney!! I had just ripped off my support stockings because the damn things were cutting my ankle in half.......at least he didn't see me rolling around the floor doing that!....so I must have had floor dirt all over, my flabby upper arms swinging around in a too short sleeve Tshirt, top is too big so bra strap probably showing.
Somehow a guy in a bikini on an oil rig, getting skin cancer, what the heck. We've seen the arse, tell Mr J we want a frontal shot......no wait,  never mind. |
It means it's hot out there????  |
Is he in his Jocks or Budgie Smugglers (Speedos) 
Must be hot there |
Ha ha budgie smuglers - I love that lol lol
Have to say, I want a job in that heat - its blimmin miserable here, rain rain oh and more rain !! |
SheepieBoss wrote:
No makeup, hair still wet from shower pulled back, grey hair showing thru unwanted part in hair, I'm at church setting up for festival, arranging garlands and newspaper cameraman shows up and starts clicking. "How much do I have to pay for you not to print that?" I asked. He laughed and said, "You are fine." Baloney!! I had just ripped off my support stockings because the damn things were cutting my ankle in half.......at least he didn't see me rolling around the floor doing that!....so I must have had floor dirt all over, my flabby upper arms swinging around in a too short sleeve Tshirt, top is too big so bra strap probably showing.
Somehow a guy in a bikini on an oil rig, getting skin cancer, what the heck. We've seen the arse, tell Mr J we want a frontal shot......no wait, never mind. |
OMG you are too funny. I would love to meet you some day. :lol:Well there are a lot of people I would love to meet on this forum. |
| I call those...Passion KILLERS ! |
SheepieBoss wrote:
No makeup, hair still wet from shower pulled back, grey hair showing thru unwanted part in hair, I'm at church setting up for festival, arranging garlands and newspaper cameraman shows up and starts clicking. "How much do I have to pay for you not to print that?" I asked. He laughed and said, "You are fine." Baloney!! I had just ripped off my support stockings because the damn things were cutting my ankle in half.......at least he didn't see me rolling around the floor doing that!....so I must have had floor dirt all over, my flabby upper arms swinging around in a too short sleeve Tshirt, top is too big so bra strap probably showing.
Somehow a guy in a bikini on an oil rig, getting skin cancer, what the heck. We've seen the arse, tell Mr J we want a frontal shot......no wait, never mind. |
I would have destroyed his camera! |
| Maybe he felt need of an extra dose of Vit D that day |
Tasker's Mom wrote:
Maybe he felt need of an extra dose of Vit D that day |
vitamin D IS good for you....Hmmmmm.......im going with that one......it better than thinking that one day i may run across him at a beach....oh wait, i THINK i have |
It means he didn't read the instructions that came with the obviously too small Speedo.
Wearing Instructions:
1. If you have any break/bulge in the smooth line between your armpit and your knee, promptly return suit to store. Do not open; do not think of trying on.
2. If at anytime you feel inclined to suck in any part of your body while wearing said suit, get dressed immediately, and burn suit, do not return to store.
3. If you feel wearing sox and sandals with your Speedo if acceptable, put the package down and leave the store. You are obviously too old or you will break at least one of the two previous rules. This rule applies to hanging your wallet over the waistband of the suit too.
4. At no time should the butt crack be fully definable through the fabric. 
5. Body hair should be well groomed in all areas surrounding the suit. |
| You're expecting a man to READ the instructions??! |
lisaoes wrote:
Is he in his Jocks or Budgie Smugglers (Speedos)
Must be hot there |
ha ha ha, that's what I was wondering.
Now, I don't know what to think if there's more than one man up there...maybe it's a new uniform or something... |
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...... Yeah, right a guy is going to shave his "bikini" line, especially on an oil rig in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico!
"Budgie Smugglers" good thing nothing in my mouth, it would have ended up on keyboard!
Had one guy in pool come like that....maybe same fellow.........his attitude, If you gotta, flaunt it...... but I don't need to be able to tell if he's been circumcised or not  |
SheepieBoss wrote:
...... Yeah, right a guy is going to shave his "bikini" line, especially on an oil rig in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico! |
Not just the bikini line, that guy could dress as Yogi Bear for Halloween and not worry about the fur coat. Speedo's are meant to be worn by smooth bodies that glide through water. |
| means it hit a thought what the heck no one is going to see me and NOW he is on the net |
Joahaeyo wrote:
Pic sent to me from Mr. J who is offshore right now in the gulf of Mexico inspecting some stuff.
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I'll say!  |
| My normally quiet,shy,well behaved daughter,aged 14,was at the beach with me one day and saw a similar chap but he had a massively hairy back and she yelled out "Come on,think of the children!".I nearly died! |
that means he is from Europe  |
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saw a similar chap but he had a massively hairy back |
makes me want to throw the guy on the ground and wipe my
muddy shoes off on his back.
Shellie |
